Aaaaaaaand so they've cut me off. Fuck. Weekend in Sheffield with no bloody phone.

Average Liverpool shopping trip: man rugby tackled by ASDA security, dragged away by police as he declares love for his mannequin girlfriend

So apparently I'm going to Liverpool Pride today O.o

All to the tune of 'You're the voice' by John Farnham, of course.

Hah! Get those Peckham girls to Liverpool. We'll show 'em a real fucking night out. Champagne? £15 entry? Pffft, £1.50 entry, 70p pints.