RT @PaulCTayla: Mr Hughes, when you are Fulham's Manager can you pursue the signing of Santa Cruz with the same determination as when you were at #mcfc Ta!

I'm due to go to Kid1's violin concert tonight, Aberdeen may prevent me getting there on time, could be a blessing.

RT @Pontecarloblue: Lovely ftse40 co looking for a paid intern in Communications for 11 months, Basingstoke based. Great opp for a student placement/graduate.

I'm going to the granite city Aberdeen tomorrow, it's streets are paved with gold apparently might bump into @emmalane she's my virtual boss

@CharStamper fucking hell gawd help Alyesbury, Milton Keynes or wherever the fuck you end up.

Bakewell slices or Cherry Bakewells it's a close call #tescotweet

@twosoups hope your day goes ok. Welcome To Manchester #mcfc

Cherry Bakewell heaven http://tweetphoto.com/34006434

In The Emporium in Clitheroe, nice bacon\brie\cranberry ciabatta http:\snoresquare.cum

Fuck me there's a castle in Clitheroe.

Morning all roadtrip to Clitheroe this morning with @craigduxbury .He plays cricket, I don't.

I'm off to Clitheroe tomorrow that's guaranteed to get the juices flowing

@CollectorManiac Wow you like Ukelele's should should get to know @sp3ccylad he plays it like Formby

That's not smart/cas not even close! RT @esquireuk: “I like to mix skate brands into my smart casual look.” http://bit.ly/bH7pLo

I am cool, he's wearing my keks RT @esquireuk: Glasgow's latest entrant to Esquire/Harrods Britain's Best Dressed Man http://bit.ly/aMIaK

I shall be going to St Andrews in August, I will not be playing golf though.

@davidquinn You must be from Warrington :)

@taranoodle that's a wonderful clip of your mum. Mine was a chorus line dancer in the West End shows.

Hmm Mr Kipling Bakewell or Almond slices, decisions, decisions #tescotweet

#ff @_ClaireWill Smithsonian Institute, @myshitty20s disney like Disneyland, @walrusbar #twitterclassic, @design_blah fooking Leeds

Manchester's On-lIne Map - this is well cool, got one for your town? http://bit.ly/drWi0i

Kettering by The Antlers is like the town, boring and shite in equal measures

One for you? @sp3ccylad WUKULELE FESTIVAL worthing 8th 9th 10th october www.wukulelefestival.com check it out ukulele fans!

@marcusbrig Welcome To Manchester #mcfc

@EatMyHalo bit of grit, I'm at Burford Junction railway station Trevor Howard is sorting it out with his hanky, he's quite dishy.